AmadeuS469's definitions

sexecuted

The act of execution via sex, generally reserved for people who are concicted of sex crimes and are eligible for the death penalty. Similar to death by sex. a.k.a. Snu Snu or Bango Bango

The serial rapist & murderer was Sexecuted Thursday at 12:14 AM via a train of 100 of his fellow prison inmates.

by AmadeuS469 December 5, 2019

multidelusional

Delusional about multiple things.

The President is multidimensional? More like multidelusional. He's been wrong on almost every aspect of political life.

by AmadeuS469 December 7, 2019

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020

quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020

Kachoonablast

When you sneeze or cough and unexpectedly, simultaneously flatulate.

Between that baked bean salad and the pollen count I nearly kachoonablasted a hole in my pants.

by AmadeuS469 June 20, 2016

pleuba

1. Verb: Go. Move. Leave. Get out. Change locations.
2. Noun, Proper: Moniker bestowed upon the alien race present in the Super Nintendo game "Out of this" world primarily due to its statement during the escape scene.

1. Verb: "Let's pleuba"
2. Noun: "Dude, go back. You forgot your Pleuba."

by AmadeuS469 September 3, 2016

Scrabble Blindness

Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.

He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.

by AmadeuS469 October 27, 2019