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death metal

What the Cookie Monster does at night, after Sesame Street closes.
Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."
by Alpino October 16, 2008
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Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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selfie

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home
by Alpino January 6, 2021
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Italian

the original Latinos, face up to it my Mexican brothers, our flag is about the same, as is the food, passion and I'd rather be mistaken for a Mexican any day than a WASP.

have a family ethic, besides the work ethos

IF the Roman Empire was in Iraq these days, gasoline would cost 25 cents a gallon

Black folks get Italian names by MARRIAGE, not slavery.

anyone with Italian blood is usually a little bit happier, content, hedonistic

from Sicilia to Roma to Valdaosta, from NYC to Toronto to small towns in Minnesota or Montana- it's all good
An Italian named Pigafetta was Magellan's navigator.
by Alpino July 3, 2008
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gringo

an offensive hispanic word for white people. just like the word mayate for black people. we are told it isn't offensive, just like indianos, chuntaro or mojado "friends say it to each other"
We're not racists, you gringos and mayates are racist.

Pinche gringo, pinche gringitta.
by Alpino June 13, 2010
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watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.

along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"

It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"
by Alpino August 10, 2012
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scarpa

an Italian infantryman or alpini, literally "a boot"

The Italian equivalent of the US Army "grunt"
Io sono un scarpa - I am a grunt
by Alpino November 6, 2009
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