husky reins

holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind
"she tried to get away but I controlled the situation with her husky reins"
by Alpino January 19, 2012
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honyocker

Old north West cowboy slang for a failed homestead farmer. Almost as bad as calling a cowboy a sheep herder.Cattle people never liked homesteaders and all their barbed wire fences.
1889- This whole town is wall to wall honyockers, bankers and sheep shit.
by Alpino September 25, 2008
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ski trash

The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!
Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.

Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless
by Alpino March 15, 2010
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Elk-Qaeda

When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.

or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.

friend- "what are you doing?"

man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
by Alpino November 26, 2008
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death metal

What the Cookie Monster does at night, after Sesame Street closes.
Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."
by Alpino August 26, 2008
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center mass

where you put the bullets into a person in a quick shot

the six inches wide region below the throat and above the navel where you have the best chance of hitting a human with bullets, usually at a longer range,,, over 100 meters
"aim center mass" bang

I aim for center mass every time
by Alpino November 07, 2009
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x-rated photos

Also known as "kill books" . Really nasty bloody brain splattered photographs of dead Iraqis or Afghanis taken by grunts after the shooting stops. A lot of these are traded like baseball cards, and often wind up in the hands of pogues and fobbits who use them to talk shit back in the world "look how bad-ass I was"
"dude, you'd better not let the MPs searching our shit in Kuwait find your x-rated photos or you'll get an Article 15"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
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