Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
by Alpino March 15, 2010
The best weapon on the planet, in the right.... or wrong hands. It takes trained or determined infantryman to use it properly... not a "soulja" gangbanger spraying it sideways and hitting their neighbor's three year old... not some clown haji insurgent that has seen too many Rambo movies and shoots from the hip.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.
Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
by Alpino September 15, 2008
loud gurgling greasy fart
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
by Alpino November 26, 2008
by Alpino November 07, 2009
an offensive hispanic word for white people. just like the word mayate for black people. we are told it isn't offensive, just like indianos, chuntaro or mojado "friends say it to each other"
by Alpino June 11, 2010
masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or
Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or
Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
by Alpino January 06, 2021
Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.
In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.
along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"
It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.
along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"
It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"
by Alpino August 10, 2012