government ski team

Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
guy 1 "Where does he work in the winter?"

guy 2 "He doesn't, he's on the government ski team."
by Alpino March 15, 2010
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AK

The best weapon on the planet, in the right.... or wrong hands. It takes trained or determined infantryman to use it properly... not a "soulja" gangbanger spraying it sideways and hitting their neighbor's three year old... not some clown haji insurgent that has seen too many Rambo movies and shoots from the hip.

Can be buried in mud for years and still kill.

Has killed more people with "real guns" than any other weapon.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a hungry peasant with an AK.
by Alpino September 15, 2008
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shartburn

what happens after a shart
loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes
by Alpino November 26, 2008
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alpini

per gli alpini l'impossibile non esiste

for the Alpini the impossible does not exist
by Alpino November 07, 2009
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gringo

an offensive hispanic word for white people. just like the word mayate for black people. we are told it isn't offensive, just like indianos, chuntaro or mojado "friends say it to each other"
We're not racists, you gringos and mayates are racist.

Pinche gringo, pinche gringitta.
by Alpino June 11, 2010
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selfie

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home
by Alpino January 06, 2021
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watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.

along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"

It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"
by Alpino August 10, 2012
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