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Definitions by Alpha Male

Tickturd literally means a ticks turd, as such when used in a sentence to insult, it infers that the person is a little shit.
Now hear this you tickturd, when I catch you I'm gonna bust your ass.
Tickturd by Alpha Male March 24, 2021

Turd Tickle 

She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!
Turd Tickle by Alpha Male May 31, 2018

allendale il 

Allendale (A-Dale) is a small town of about 500 people in Southern il. Allendale is known for the group of alpha males that Lived there in 2012 once they males went to mt Carmel high school the group of alpha males realized they share a school with a bunch of pussy bitches
You see that group of alphas male they must of been raised in allendale il
allendale il by Alpha male February 19, 2017

Niplastic 

Erect nipples, prominently displayed on a set of bolt ons.
Her headlights are niplastic! Salute to the Dr for the tit job!
Niplastic by Alpha Male December 21, 2014

Event Coordinator 

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.
The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.
Event Coordinator by Alpha Male November 13, 2012
Cannot really be defined. Its a word beyond all defination.
However, i would have to define it as.... no, i was wrong, it absolutly cannot be defined.

Its just chic.
Whoa, that shirt is totally retro chic in a urban sense.
chic by Alpha male January 8, 2004