14 definitions by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse

buttswana

The country with the 3rd highest AIDS rate

Person 1: Have you seen Buttswana yet?
Person 2: Yeah, those AIDS rates are crazy!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 10, 2021

lobgrenuke

A device in Smash Karts resembling dynamite with a timer intended to be thrown at other players to blow them up. A portmanteau of 'lob', 'grenade' and 'nuke'.

Why does everyone survive all of my lobgrenukes yet I get blown up by them every time?

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse November 4, 2023

pornland

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon

Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 10, 2021

Dlited

When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.

Person 1: Wrong person?

Person 2: It came in I dlited it

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse February 23, 2021

washiton

Word for "was shit on", also meaning the US state of Washington.

Person 1: Hey, how was your trip to Washington?
Person 2: In Seattle I Washiton.

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 15, 2021

Robert Nevilis

Robert Nevilis was a Nazi scientist who, in 1905, invented the torture method known as "homework". He invented this specially for children because he liked to see dumb kids get even dumber. He has been rated by countless historians as a candidate for the worst and most evil human to have ever lived, as his infamous torture devices are still used by his employees today.

Tommy: I have homework, and it's all Robert Nevilis' fault!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 15, 2021

Lobby McJobby

1. A blowjob performed in an empty lobby
2. The dynamite that blows you up in Smash Karts

Bill: Man, I just got a lobby mcjobby!
Tommy: Yeah, it sucks!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021