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Lobby McJobby

1. A blowjob performed in an empty lobby
2. The dynamite that blows you up in Smash Karts

Bill: Man, I just got a lobby mcjobby!
Tommy: Yeah, it sucks!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021

Robert Nevilis

Robert Nevilis was a Nazi scientist who, in 1905, invented the torture method known as "homework". He invented this specially for children because he liked to see dumb kids get even dumber. He has been rated by countless historians as a candidate for the worst and most evil human to have ever lived, as his infamous torture devices are still used by his employees today.

Tommy: I have homework, and it's all Robert Nevilis' fault!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

Dlited

When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.

Person 1: Wrong person?

Person 2: It came in I dlited it

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse February 23, 2021

san franshitsgo

One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US

Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

washiton

Word for "was shit on", also meaning the US state of Washington.

Person 1: Hey, how was your trip to Washington?
Person 2: In Seattle I Washiton.

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021

pornland

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon

Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021