Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021

Asstralia

The next communist country.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Asstralia, the next communist country.

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 15, 2021

massachushits

The worst drivers in the USA

Person 1: Have you been to Massachushits?
Person 2: Yeah, those drivers are the worst!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 10, 2021

Chadtire

When a video is both chad and satire

Tommy: I can't decide if this is chad or satire
John: It's chadtire!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021

Lobby McJobby

1. A blowjob performed in an empty lobby
2. The dynamite that blows you up in Smash Karts

Bill: Man, I just got a lobby mcjobby!
Tommy: Yeah, it sucks!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 20, 2021

buttswana

The country with the 3rd highest AIDS rate

Person 1: Have you seen Buttswana yet?
Person 2: Yeah, those AIDS rates are crazy!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 10, 2021

lobgrenuke

A device in Smash Karts resembling dynamite with a timer intended to be thrown at other players to blow them up. A portmanteau of 'lob', 'grenade' and 'nuke'.

Why does everyone survive all of my lobgrenukes yet I get blown up by them every time?

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse November 04, 2023