Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse

Asstralia

The next communist country.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Asstralia, the next communist country.

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Word for "was shit on", also meaning the US state of Washington.

Person 1: Hey, how was your trip to Washington?
Person 2: In Seattle I Washiton.

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Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon

Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!

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One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US

Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

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The country with the 3rd highest AIDS rate

Person 1: Have you seen Buttswana yet?
Person 2: Yeah, those AIDS rates are crazy!

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Person 1: Have you been to Massachushits?
Person 2: Yeah, those drivers are the worst!

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When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.

Person 1: Wrong person?

Person 2: It came in I dlited it

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