san franshitsgo

One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US

Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 10, 2021

Dlited

When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.

Person 1: Wrong person?

Person 2: It came in I dlited it

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse February 23, 2021

mississishitty

The worst state in almost everything

Person: I'm tired of living in Mississishitty

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 17, 2021

washiton

Word for "was shit on", also meaning the US state of Washington.

Person 1: Hey, how was your trip to Washington?
Person 2: In Seattle I Washiton.

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 15, 2021

Robert Nevilis

Robert Nevilis was a Nazi scientist who, in 1905, invented the torture method known as "homework". He invented this specially for children because he liked to see dumb kids get even dumber. He has been rated by countless historians as a candidate for the worst and most evil human to have ever lived, as his infamous torture devices are still used by his employees today.

Tommy: I have homework, and it's all Robert Nevilis' fault!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 15, 2021

pornland

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon

Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 10, 2021

Teacher

The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.

Student: Ugh, I hate teachers!
Other student: They're not all terrible, my teacher's a good teacher

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 15, 2021