34 definitions by All girls know Long Pole Joe
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022
A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020
Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.
Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.
Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020
The term used to describe a Canadian hairy backed bald headed pc gamer. Also used to describe a saggy tittied male that proclaimes to be a bodybuilder.
Adam is such a Dirty Skivinz . All he even does is complain about having no money. But eates meat 3 times afay at Cliffatds.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022
A place where drinking and fudge packing Holbert and transgenders go on until the sun comes up. Most often this behavior starts with sucking a big penis or licking a butthole.
There are a few famous crossdressers that got their start in the gay cocaine community. Like Randy and Shaggy two meat smokers that love man meat.
There are a few famous crossdressers that got their start in the gay cocaine community. Like Randy and Shaggy two meat smokers that love man meat.
Hey stop touching my dick!! This is Ross Ohio it has become O.K. now Randy openly let tranny's suck him.
Dude where can I get some Kristy Crust on my dick. You don't want that. Yes I do, I have chlamydia juice from C&C already.
Dude where can I get some Kristy Crust on my dick. You don't want that. Yes I do, I have chlamydia juice from C&C already.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020
Is a long turd filly the toilet. Therefore causing a double flush. Sometimes too much toilet paper can cause this also.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022
Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.
She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.
She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020