Lint Balls

The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.

During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.
The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.

Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.

Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.
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Ross Ohio

A place where drinking and fudge packing Holbert and transgenders go on until the sun comes up. Most often this behavior starts with sucking a big penis or licking a butthole.

There are a few famous crossdressers that got their start in the gay cocaine community. Like Randy and Shaggy two meat smokers that love man meat.
Hey stop touching my dick!! This is Ross Ohio it has become O.K. now Randy openly let tranny's suck him.

Dude where can I get some Kristy Crust on my dick. You don't want that. Yes I do, I have chlamydia juice from C&C already.
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Thunder Nuts

When a tranny farts on your balls. Or the simple act of smacking your balls off their butthole.
Man.... Jimmy looks like you got poo and corn on your shirt. Nope Kristy gave me Thunder Nuts.

Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.
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Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.
Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 07, 2022
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Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
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Guinn

A very good looking guy known for his chiseled body. And looks like a god, all women would love to be with him.
Who is that stud over there?
That's Joe the Guinn.

Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!

Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
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Bar Life

When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.

Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.

This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.

Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?

Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!

Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.
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