Definitions by All girls know Long Pole Joe

Meat Rocket 

A bonner or stiffy when you wake up. So hard that a cat can't scratch it.

Joe Guinn has a big meat rocket.

Meat Rocket by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

Stinky Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Meat Bags 

A woman who has excess skin on her vagina making her lips hang longer.

Hey Sean have you seen Kristys meat bags?

In gym class you can see Nicole meat bags hanging.

Meat Bags by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Hairy O 

The patch of hair located around the butthole. Or an unshaven sphincter ring.

Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?

I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.

Hairy O by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Tan 10 10

Coined by Big Lenny the man that loves big sausages stuffed in him. Delray beach is loaded with tranny tan 10 10's.

Big Brad wolf loves taco queen because he is a tan 10 10

Tan 10 10 by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022