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Lint Balls

The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.

During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.
The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.

Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.

Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.
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Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022
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Ross Ohio

A place where drinking and fudge packing Holbert and transgenders go on until the sun comes up. Most often this behavior starts with sucking a big penis or licking a butthole.

There are a few famous crossdressers that got their start in the gay cocaine community. Like Randy and Shaggy two meat smokers that love man meat.
Hey stop touching my dick!! This is Ross Ohio it has become O.K. now Randy openly let tranny's suck him.

Dude where can I get some Kristy Crust on my dick. You don't want that. Yes I do, I have chlamydia juice from C&C already.
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Holbert Nose

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.
Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.
mugGet the Holbert Nosemug.

Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.
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Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.
Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!
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Meat Rocket

A bonner or stiffy when you wake up. So hard that a cat can't scratch it.
Joe Guinn has a big meat rocket.
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