34 definitions by All girls know Long Pole Joe

Skivinz

A term used to describe a fat meat eating video gamer. Living off his mommy and daddy that cater to the needs of his pathetic life. Having the body of a sumo wrestler and hands of a ape.

Adam is a skivinz...All you do is play video games skivinz.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Turkey Balls

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020

Thunder Nuts

When a tranny farts on your balls. Or the simple act of smacking your balls off their butthole.

Man.... Jimmy looks like you got poo and corn on your shirt. Nope Kristy gave me Thunder Nuts.

Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 28, 2020

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 12, 2022

Lint Balls

The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.

During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.

The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.

Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.

Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020

Dehner

Dehner is a name for a skidmark in your underwear. Also a hersheykiss pinched between your buttcheeks or asshair.

We mooned those girls and Mike had a Dehner stuck to his cheeks.

I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020

Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020