34 definitions by All girls know Long Pole Joe

The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.

But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.
Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.

Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.
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Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.
Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.
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Hands down Randy....Well it all started with him getting a few blow jobs. Then some fudge packing and it was official.

Randy loves crossdressers and meat smokers. Yes Randy is proof that guys with big dicks are gay.
Randy is such a Tranny King.
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Another name for a long turd loaded with corn. This happens after being fudgepacked.
Josh dropped a Mossman after leaving Bobby's party.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022
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A term used for tranny loving college kids that have a below average penis.The sad fact of having a well below average penis size is common in the Ross Ohio community. When you can't please your sexual partner due too being so small in your trousers.
Kristy does Mike have Dehner Dick?
Yes...And so does Sean.

Theresa said Joe does not suffer from Dehner Dick. But instead she suffers from sore vagina.
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A very good looking guy known for his chiseled body. And looks like a god, all women would love to be with him.
Who is that stud over there?
That's Joe the Guinn.

Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!

Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
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When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.
Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022
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