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Tan 10 10

Coined by Big Lenny the man that loves big sausages stuffed in him. Delray beach is loaded with tranny tan 10 10's.
Big Brad wolf loves taco queen because he is a tan 10 10
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Blast from the past

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.
Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022
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Jimmy Holbert

Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.

Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.

Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
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Guinn

A very good looking guy known for his chiseled body. And looks like a god, all women would love to be with him.
Who is that stud over there?
That's Joe the Guinn.

Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!

Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
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Irish Stallion

A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.

Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.

Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.

Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?

Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
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Bar Life

When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.

Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.

This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.

Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?

Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!

Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.
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Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!
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