march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jets game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
by Alibaster Slim January 29, 2012
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Ape Face

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.
by Alibaster Slim August 04, 2012
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Metrosexual

Ashton Kutcher’s a metrosexual and he’s cool”

“No he’s gay
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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Sushi Chop

The act of hiting a women in her vagina. The female equivalent of a nut shot.
“I finally got Elaine in accounting back for messing with my chair.”

“Ya, how’d you do that?”

“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.
"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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Dick Sling

Is another name for a Speedo or a man thong
“Did you see Michael Phelps swim last night?”

“Ya that dick sling made him look all balls
by Alibaster Slim August 04, 2012
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Last Night Was Great

A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”
by Alibaster Slim December 05, 2011
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