Definitions by Alibaster Slim
walking the dog
“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
walking the dog by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012
Tuscan Trapdoor
During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
Tuscan Trapdoor by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
Dick Sling
Dick Sling by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
Wrecking Ball
The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
Wrecking Ball by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
Ape Face
The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
Ape Face by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
back stage pass
Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.
“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”
“No way”
“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”
“No way”
“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”
back stage pass by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
march of the penguins
The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”
“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
march of the penguins by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012