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Definitions by Alibaster Slim

walking the dog 

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants
“Dude you know your dicks hanging out

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

Tuscan Trapdoor 

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”

Dick Sling 

Is another name for a Speedo or a man thong
“Did you see Michael Phelps swim last night?”

“Ya that dick sling made him look all balls
Dick Sling by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

Wrecking Ball

The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”

“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”

“Dude that’s gay.”

"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
Wrecking Ball by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

Ape Face 

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.
Ape Face by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

back stage pass 

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.
“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated
back stage pass by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”