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“Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Get the karma sutra mug.The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
Get the Wrecking Ball mug.A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
by Alibaster Slim December 5, 2011
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Get the Dick Sling mug.During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
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Get the Skoal scars mug.Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.
“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”
“No way”
“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”
“No way”
“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
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