Demo Fart

A small fart that’s just a preview of the lager main fart to come.

“The demo fart is warning to everyone in the blast radius to evacuate.”

by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012

Dick Sling

Is another name for a Speedo or a man thong

“Did you see Michael Phelps swim last night?”

“Ya that dick sling made him look all balls”

by Alibaster Slim August 03, 2012

Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.

“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”

by Alibaster Slim August 03, 2012

A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012

karma sutra

Having crazy awesome sex as repayment for being a generous lover in the past.

“Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”

“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

Sushi Chop

The act of hiting a women in her vagina. The female equivalent of a nut shot.

“I finally got Elaine in accounting back for messing with my chair.”

“Ya, how’d you do that?”

“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”

by Alibaster Slim August 05, 2012

back stage pass

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.

“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

“Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012