A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012

wangxiety

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.

“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

Wrecking Ball

The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.

“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”

“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”

“Dude that’s gay.”

"Well... I'm still gonna do it."

by Alibaster Slim August 03, 2012

Last Night Was Great

A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .

“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”

by Alibaster Slim December 05, 2011

Monkey Gut

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”

“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”

by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012

walking the dog

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

by Alibaster Slim August 05, 2012

Metrosexual

A funny way of saying gay

“Ashton Kutcher’s a metrosexual and he’s cool”

“No he’s gay”

by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012