Definitions by Ali T

Corn Hole 

To stick your wang in her ass

Dude I corn holed his wife last night.

Corn Hole by Ali T January 6, 2007

fag wagon

Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.

Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.

fag wagon by Ali T February 11, 2006

turnout 

To have a have a successfull emptying of the bowels through the rectum.

I say Betty, I had a great turnout on 't' pot today.

turnout by Ali T May 30, 2005

cock whore 

Once a woman has sampled the Wang once in a few instances she can become a cock whore, meaning that she will go fourth and touch, feel, and taste as much cock as she humanly can. In a few rare documented cases she will turn into a cock monster. If curious please look up that definition for further info.

Ashely is quite the little cock whore, and is well on the path to becomeing a cock monster.

cock whore by Ali T May 14, 2003

pussy shit 

When a cottage cheese type substance begins to ooze/drain from the female vaginal cavity fusulting in an offensive type manner to both the visual and olfactory senses.

I thought that the tramp that I brought home from the club was Grade A prime ass, but once she pulled of her skidmarked drawers I saw that she had pussy shit leaking from her gaping, sultry, moldy, gash.

pussy shit by Ali T May 14, 2003

cum balloon 

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

cum balloon by Ali T May 14, 2003

masturbathon 

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

masturbathon by Ali T May 14, 2003