Ali T's definitions
When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes
by Ali T May 14, 2003

by Ali T January 6, 2007

by Ali T April 18, 2003

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.
by Ali T April 24, 2003

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
by Ali T April 27, 2003

by Ali T April 21, 2003
