Ali T's definitions

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

Corn Hole

To stick your wang in her ass

Dude I corn holed his wife last night.

by Ali T January 6, 2007

air Jesus

A slang term for sandals

Check that guy out wearing his air Jesus

by Ali T May 11, 2003

cawk

A slang word for the male penis. Usally spoken with a northen accent.

That whore put on her stiletto boots and walked all over my cawk.

by Ali T April 18, 2003

dick in the ass

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.

That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.

by Ali T April 24, 2003

dirty gomez

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

by Ali T April 27, 2003

kedow

simmilar to "Ta Da" or "there you are nigga"

Kedow, I busted that slutty as bitch in the lip with my cawk

by Ali T April 21, 2003