Ali T's definitions

Bus

A slang term for ambulance

Yeah, we threw his ass in the back of the buss and hauled ass to the Hospital

by Ali T April 27, 2003

cawk

A slang word for the male penis. Usally spoken with a northen accent.

That whore put on her stiletto boots and walked all over my cawk.

by Ali T April 18, 2003

air Jesus

A slang term for sandals

Check that guy out wearing his air Jesus

by Ali T May 11, 2003

cum guzzeling

A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.

"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"

by Ali T April 3, 2003

pussy shit

When a cottage cheese type substance begins to ooze/drain from the female vaginal cavity fusulting in an offensive type manner to both the visual and olfactory senses.

I thought that the tramp that I brought home from the club was Grade A prime ass, but once she pulled of her skidmarked drawers I saw that she had pussy shit leaking from her gaping, sultry, moldy, gash.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

cum balloon

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

turnout

To have a have a successfull emptying of the bowels through the rectum.

I say Betty, I had a great turnout on 't' pot today.

by Ali T May 30, 2005