tip top

by ali November 04, 2003
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thas koo

"yo i can dig that...thas koo:
by ali April 07, 2004
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nympho

what is a nympho, well its a girl that will have sex wit u because SHE wants to. u never have to ask because she already asked u. no matter how good u think u r she still has that ky and those batteries. u can make her O and when u leave she will do it again her self. she'lll give u head cause she likes the taste even if she gets none in return. wants it all time and nothing will ever stop her from getting hers, even when her mom is home. well what exactly is a nympho well basically its a dude wwit boobs and no penis. will u be my naughty girl? only if u can handle it.
If you're a guy who likes sex, you need to find yourself a nympho...
by Ali May 16, 2004
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um chucka willy

Um Chucka Willy from a coconut grove he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his clothes. Black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his legs was a pound of grass. Lined 100 women against the wall, swore to god he could fuck em all.
Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue, took a shot of whiskey and fucked the other 2. When he died, he went to hell. Fucked the devil and his wife as well. On his tomb stone written in green was "Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin machine".
Have I told you about Um Chucka Willy?
by Ali December 09, 2004
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P4yn3

1. A name given to describe a sexual experience or sexual status.

2. A nickname for a sexual icon.
Oh man, I wanna be like P4yn3

I want to get P4yn3'd today!
by Ali November 12, 2004
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Lanky

Hobo manager who works at McDonalds, is very tall & wants to be like Ali.
You Lanky Mutha F**ker
by ALI May 18, 2003
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Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"
by ali November 30, 2004
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