Alfonso's definitions

mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

cluster fuck

That exam was a mortisha.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

nir

a word meaning nigger. used by niggers and some honkies.

clean the toilet, nir.

by alfonso November 24, 2004

malinsky

noun.

1. A liesurely shit
2. A shit taken at your own home or in the trust tree

mortinsk

Ben took a two-hour mortinsk after partaking of some spicy sausage.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

dudinsky

doobledinsky - related word

a double dudinsky

by alfonso May 4, 2004

craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

mortinsky

noun. A loose shit.

dudinsky
doobledinsky

Brian had to drop a mortinsky before Survivor came on.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

reindeer

noun.

1. a large assed woman
2. not good

Pickle flavored ice cream is reindeer.
That woman is a reindeer.

by alfonso May 4, 2004