Alexa and Aisha's definitions

lubricant pie

A foreign dessert that can make you feel better once you've had un pretected sex.

Aisha-Omg i slept with Bill and didnt use a condom
Alexa- Awh, sokay babe have some lubricant pie

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Cum freq

cum freq
is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.

Miss.b- we are studying CUM FREQ
Class- Yay SPUNKY TIME!!

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.

Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Itchpit

A deep hole underneath your arm, which if not managed properly can become hairy, or sweaty and you may need to get your claws down there and give it a scratch.

i nearly got it, just right there, Yes in my itchpit

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

mother gayness

When your mum is anoying you and nagging all the time and shes just being a big poop.

your sucha lump of mother gayness

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

s'phit

A guy thats so fit.

Omg Josh hartnett is s'phit

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Nincumpoop

An english term used to describe someone who is generally a pain in the buttock and gets on your tits.

there is also a shop called nincumsoop in westfield shopping centre and it sucks ass so don't go there secksay.

Aisha: OMFG. your like the biggest nincumpoop in the history of mankind. GET YOUR SEXY ASS OVER HERE AND GIZZUS A HUMP.
Alexa: Sure babs.

Aisha: wooooo sexy temps

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009