Definitions by Alex Stockwell

NAMGLA 

Short for North American Man Gun Love Association. A joke name for the National Rifle Association, or NRA.

Hey, who's in charge of NAMGLA now that Chuck Heston's dead?

NAMGLA by Alex Stockwell July 6, 2009

fist related teeth disorder 

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.

I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!

fist related teeth disorder by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009

blue ribbon committee 

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

blue ribbon committee by Alex Stockwell April 1, 2009

mickfro

Thick, curly hair as it grows on the head of a Scottish or Irish person.

Check out Sully, he is rockin' that mickfro!

mickfro by Alex Stockwell October 4, 2008

see me getting up 

Expression often used when one has to go take care of something, but is feeling too lazy to go do it.

Man, I gotta go make dinner. See me getting up?

see me getting up by Alex Stockwell October 1, 2008

Paris Hilton 

Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.

The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.

Paris Hilton by Alex Stockwell September 27, 2008

T-Rex dick

When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.

My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.

T-Rex dick by Alex Stockwell April 23, 2008