Alex Quantashassle's definitions

conso

A synonym of conservative.

"Honestly, I don't understand you conso lunatics!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 11, 2005

ziddi van der zee

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.

"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

all to cock

Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.

"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bad egg

Noun. A miscreant, a corrupt person, an untrustworthy person. Cf. 'good egg'.

"That Saddam is a bad egg!"

"Then Dubya's an egg with a stillborn chicken inside it!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

ensures

Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.

"Right, so we're going skydiving. Got all the ensures you need?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.

"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

approx

To go crazy, in the unemotive sense. Used in Perthian suburbia by middle-class Gs.

"Yo Jillian, whatever happened to our G, Tony?"
"Ay-up, he went approx, home-boy."
"Oh shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005