whos askin

A general statement intended to boost self pride. Don't trust anyone who says this.

"I can't believe you slept with my mum!"
"Whos askin."
"....untrustworthy wanka."

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

abdabs

Noun. Terror, the frights, nerves. Often heard as the screaming abdabs. 1940s

"My husband, he let loose the screaming abdabs when he saw that scorpion I tell you. Good thing it was actually our son's pet turtle!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

transportation

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation.

"Boy, that was a great movie! I could really go for some transportation after that!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

scanmaker

Another name for a speedcamera. Used in my home town. No-one knows how it originated, but by my nose it's there and it's square.

"Aaaarrrghhh! A scanmaker just flashed me!"
"I didn't know speedcameras wore overcoats!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 11, 2005

murray

A way to describe a scungy bystander. Developed from the characteristics of the Murray river in Sydney (scungy).

"Tommy's a bit of a murray, donchathink?"
"Yeah, I guess so."

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

recorded

To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered.

"You can't just get away with ganking my motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005