Alex Quantashassle's definitions

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

refunded

A way to describe a prostitute who just wasn't quite up to scratch.

"Yea hombre, look at her!"
"Forget it emano, she's refunded."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

morrison

Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"

"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

"MORRISON!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

alright!

Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.

"Alright there Bob!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

backs to the wall

Phrs. A homophobic comment and warning to fellow heterosexuals that contact with a gay male is likely or happening. From the misconception that all gay males will endevour, or want to have anal intercourse with any male. Derog.

"Here come's David! Backs to the wall, lads!"

"Oh fuck off."

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005