by Alex Quantashassle April 09, 2005

Noun. Term used amongst organised drug dealers. It means the territory which they have been given to spread the drugs around. Very commonly used in suburban England and Australia.
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

How people say the name of my hometown when they can't pronounce the 'th' sound. It has become a bit of a cultural statement round these parts.
by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

Another word for a high school english teacher, or a university humanties professor. Used commonly amongst politcians, in order to segment them as a minority group.
John Howard: "I'm rather - acquainted with the - literaries at the - University of - Canberra."
Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"
John Howard: "......."
Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"
John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"
Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"
Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"
John Howard: "......."
Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"
John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"
Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 07, 2005

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
by Alex Quantashassle June 01, 2005

Adjective (non-plural). To describe someone who is good at chess. Derived from the expression "Sir Chess".
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005
