Alex Quantashassle's definitions

nixxing

The act of abstaining from getting a haircut for an indefinate period. Used by men and women alike, it could be considered an artisan experiment, as your hair can develop many interesting shades and patterns when left alone for a while.

"You need a haircut!"
"Go screw yourself, I'm nixxing."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

Young-One

The Young-Ones are the universal fans of Neil Young. Very enlightened folk, I can tell you.

"All 16 of us are Young-Ones."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

icecube english

When you have an icecube in your mouth it is very hard to talk properly. For example, when you've just put it in, it is virtually impossible to pronounce any consonants, making you vocally inept. However, as it melts in your mouth you slowly regain your power of voice. This is all known as icecube english. It continues for a short while after its fully melted as well.

"I drank a pint of coke in a glass full of ice, then ate the ice afterwards. I had a bad case of icecube english for at least two hours."

by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2005

experience

A sexual act that was, for lack of better words, weird.

"So baby, what did you think of my double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodledoo-rainstorm?"

"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

directories

Noun. Army slang for the paths of descent upon an enemy.

"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

apeth

Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)

"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

ziddi van der zee

A racial statement directed towards elderly Dutch folk.

"Oi, ziddi van der zee!"
"You racist little fool!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005