Alex Quantashassle's definitions

apple (core)

Noun. 20. Cockney rhyming slang on 'score'. 1950s

"The fifty-niners are 25 against. So what's the apple core on the fourth, aye?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

chaeese

Classy way of saying cheese, with an Indonesian accent.

"Look, chaeese!"
"Chaeese!!!!???? That's even worse!!??"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

anytime

The word that dumb people say to people they just met after they ask: "When can I ring you?" not even thinking that these guys could be dangerous and you're just opening yourself up to them like the giblees.

"Hey soft-breasted tender little maiden of demon worship, when may I next contact you using my telephone device?"
"Oh, anytime."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

configuration

To ask someone what their configuration is, is to ask them what side of the political train tracks they take. As in, left-wing or right-wing, republican or democrat, green or red, you know.

"You wanna join the Manchester Hippie Corps? What's your configuration?"

"Green green green. Like the perfect weed, my friend."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005