Alex Quantashassle's definitions

arse-on

Noun.
1. A bad mood.
2. A difficult task.

1. "Keep out of Andy's way, he's got the arse-on."
2. "Jeez, proggraming the video is a real arse-on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

boobieau

A plateau of towns whose main industries are all prostitutions.

"There's a small boobieau in the small we me and the gang are gonna head down to, wanna come?"
"I will soon!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

brass & oak

Cockney rhyming slang. Derived from 'glass of Coke'.

"Oi! Get me a brass & oak!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

Dame Edna

Phr. 'To pull a Dame Edna' is to go transvestite. To don an ugly wig and start talking like an eccentric old women. Popular pasttime for Sydney-dwellers and the like.

"My good friend Dave, possibly the straightest man I've ever known, has gone through a mental seizure and pulled a Dame Edna."

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

goodfry

A ridiculous, yet dignified version of 'goodbye', used frequently by Tom Baker while he narrated Little Britain.

"Well it's been alot of fun, hasn't it? If you enjoyed this series of Little Britain, and you happen to see me on the street, you might like to come up to me and run your hands up the inside of my leg. Goodfry!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

chaeese

Classy way of saying cheese, with an Indonesian accent.

"Look, chaeese!"
"Chaeese!!!!???? That's even worse!!??"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005