Alex Quantashassle's definitions

allocation

Noun. Term used amongst organised drug dealers. It means the territory which they have been given to spread the drugs around. Very commonly used in suburban England and Australia.

"12 ks of coke, my friend."
"Oh yeah? I suppose your allocation's Armadale then."
"Spot on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

per

How people say the name of my hometown when they can't pronounce the 'th' sound. It has become a bit of a cultural statement round these parts.

"I think I'll go vacation in Per'."
"Go see a speech therapist dude."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

arse about/around

Verb. To mess around, to waste time.

"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"

"Yes mum."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

the giblees

A stylish type of comparison used by semi-stylish hombres. For example, if you just hurt your leg, you would say: 'Ow! It hurts like the giblees!'
If you pick up ome smelly food: 'Eh! It smells like the giblees!".

(Bobby trips over and fractures his nose)
"Ahhh! It hurts, like the giblees!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

pillowman

Victorian slang for a homosexual male.

"I believe this Sir John you're talking about is a pillowman!"
"Sir! Thou ought to watch thou mouth when talking about thy friends!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

service

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

all time loser

Noun. A public house, a bar. Rhyming slang on 'boozer'. See 'boozer'. British.

"Wanna go get a coupla drinks at the old all time loser?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005