Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Reginald

The posh englishman's way of referring to the male private parts.

"Oh, old reginald's having a bit of trouble, is he?"

by Alex Quantashassle July 18, 2008

opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

snaks

The surfie delusion of sitting out on your front lawn on a deck chair, at your surfie abode, perving/eyeing out all the girlish bikinis thatpass. Pretty sad, but it keeps the dumb bleached idiots out of the bars and clubs.

"The whole streets covered with doped up surfies having snaks."
"Oh god, I knew we shouldn't have moved to Cottesloe."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

chaeese

Classy way of saying cheese, with an Indonesian accent.

"Look, chaeese!"
"Chaeese!!!!???? That's even worse!!??"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

anytime

The word that dumb people say to people they just met after they ask: "When can I ring you?" not even thinking that these guys could be dangerous and you're just opening yourself up to them like the giblees.

"Hey soft-breasted tender little maiden of demon worship, when may I next contact you using my telephone device?"
"Oh, anytime."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

backie

Noun. A pillion ride on a bicycle.

British in origin. Very dangerous, don't let your kids do it.

"Were you boys doing backies on David's bike?!"
"No mum, I swear!..... did you say 'bike' or 'dyke'?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005