Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

protein 

Another colloqualism formed by middle-class Gs in Perthian suburbia, protein supposedly means provincial support, but is mostly used as a sort self put-up.

"You so fat, you look like Kirstie Alley!"
"Ay ay ay, don't put me down man, man I got protein!"

protein by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

snaks 

The surfie delusion of sitting out on your front lawn on a deck chair, at your surfie abode, perving/eyeing out all the girlish bikinis thatpass. Pretty sad, but it keeps the dumb bleached idiots out of the bars and clubs.

"The whole streets covered with doped up surfies having snaks."
"Oh god, I knew we shouldn't have moved to Cottesloe."

snaks by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

potassium by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

guarantee 

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

guarantee by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

refunded 

A way to describe a prostitute who just wasn't quite up to scratch.

"Yea hombre, look at her!"
"Forget it emano, she's refunded."

refunded by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

throw lips to the shit

Vulgar hiphop slang for oral.

Do I really need to give an example?

throw lips to the shit by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

bb 

Big Boobs. What more can I say?

"That girl has bb!"
"Indeed, hombre."

bb by Alex Quantashassle June 4, 2005