Alex Quantashassle's definitions

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

absobloodylutely

Adv. Absolutely. Usually spoken with forced gusto. Popular amongst males (and possibly females) in suburban Australia.

"Want a beer, Dave?"
"Absobloodylutely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bacon sarnie

Noun. Pakistani. British Rhyming slang.

"That bloke who lives up the road is a bacon sarnie, iznee."

"Does it matter?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

verify

Army slang. To check to legitmacy of intelligence given.

"Double-oh-H Gondo, we got some blue cheese that we need Jumunji to verify."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

select

Adjective. To be classy; of quality. Applies to people and objects alike. Widely used.

"Man, that girl is select!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005