Alex 's definitions

fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

by alex November 13, 2004

blink-182

Blink-182 are a fantastic band which have many great songs. I do have to say though, their old stuff is better than their new stuff but their new stuff is still good!

Bob: Who are Blink-182?
Billy: I think the real question here is, "Who's the person living under a rock that doesn't know Blink-182?!"

by Alex February 8, 2004

mallfucker

A term which evokes the feeling "Friggin Awesome"

Wordd bitch..."Phantoms" like a mallfucker! - Jay and Silent Bob

by Alex April 23, 2005

majisty

the lines comming out from trogdor the burninator

jeez, the guy wouldn't know majisty if it came up and bit him in the face.

by alex July 26, 2003

dock the dick

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

by Alex March 18, 2003

hotdog

When a female gets off a guy by fucking a guy with her tits, thus forming a 'hotdog'.

"Then the bitch gave me a hotdog, and I cummed right up her nose!"

by Alex December 7, 2003

hasher

one who smokes pot

dude he's smokes to much, what a hasher

by Alex November 27, 2003