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bolck-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a distance but when she gets up close you smack yourself if the balls for even thinking that she could have been hot
Scott: Damn I thought that girl was gonna be hot...

Alex: Hell no thats a block-o-mo-hoe

Scott: What?

Alex: Hell yea that hoe look good from a block or more
bolck-o-mo-hoe by Alex April 20, 2004

block-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a great distance. At least a city block.
Alex: "Damn that bitch is a block-o-mo-hoe"
Jared: "What the fuck are you talkin about homie"
Alex: "Damn your dumb... that hoe look good from a block or more
block-o-mo-hoe by Alex April 20, 2004

jelly bracelets 

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out
look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!
jelly bracelets by Alex April 15, 2004
"Yo blud where u at?
"Im at yard blud"
"Oh seen"
seen by Alex April 14, 2004

Foo Fighters 

One of the best rock bands of the 90's, Dave Grohl is a genius who learned from another genius named Kurt Cobain. The song Everlong is the best song of all time.
Hello I've waited here for you, everlong....
Foo Fighters by Alex April 14, 2004

George W. Bush 

To be a idiot

Total Dumba$$

More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid

Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")
George W. Bush is an idiot

George W. Bush is a dumba$$
George W. Bush by Alex April 12, 2004