Alex 's definitions

jayster

Marijuana joint. Derived from the term, "J."

I cant wait until I am done rolling this jayster, so we can smoke it.

by alex February 28, 2005

nont

Gay; Homosexual; One who is attracted to the same sex.

Im a nont; Kelly is a nont; Bill hates nonts

by Alex February 10, 2005

EB

Tries so hard and fails so often.

Shit nigga that was an EB.

by Alex April 20, 2004

elfup

Tis a funny word a kind little elf in green overalls repeats. Tis his way of communicating. You can say it when breaking the silence, or you don't know what to respond.

(silence in the room...*cricket*cricket*) "Elfup!"

by alex June 6, 2003

slack-jawed faggot

refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio

Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.

by alex December 29, 2004

cake day

When you and all your mates rock over to someone’s house and make a big fuck off cake with half an ounce of weed in it.

chime for cake day at ali's

by Alex June 25, 2004

winblows

This is a actual OS/OS layover that you can buy or get. It is a parody of windows and is named Windblows by:Microshaft. I don't think it even exists anymore but still it was funny at one point.

Microshaft Winblows 98

by Alex April 6, 2004