pig benis

"secret" code for big penis to confuse people. See also pall smenis

me:hey wrigley i have a pig benis
wrigley:Wha?
me:shut up dick i have a pigger benis than thou

by alex October 25, 2004

smoochiebaby

a term of endearment for girls named jen, usually in response to being called a pookiebear.

good night smoochiebaby.

by alex December 18, 2004

teppei teranishi

the awesomely talented lead guitarist for Thrice.

Teppei Teranishi WILL kick your ass.

by Alex June 19, 2006

relaz

To take things easy, comes from combining relax and e-z

Relaz

by Alex November 05, 2003

camel toe

frontal wedgie

you can see the lips moving but you can't figure out what they're saying

by Alex March 03, 2004

coarse

of low, common, or inferior quality

The coarse brown tint on his face suddenly became red when he realized there was a "kick me" sign attatched to his back.

by Alex December 03, 2003

mondo

A word that may be used as either an adjective or a noun.

As an adjective:
Used to describe a person or thing that is extremely flamboyant in nature.

As a noun:
A person that has very feminine qualities. May also be used to describe a variety of squeeze drinks.

Variations:
mondoness, mondolicious

adj.

"That kilt is so mondo!"

noun

Person: "You're such a mondo!"
Drink: "Let me take a sip of that mondo"

by Alex January 08, 2005