Definitions by Alex

spongebob squarepants 

Terrible cartoon

A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?

spongebob squarepants by Alex March 5, 2003

rectum 

what they make people eat on Fear Factor

Damn, look at her deep throat that horse rectum!

rectum by Alex March 5, 2003

democracy 

a form of government that could never work in China

democracy by Alex March 3, 2003

reality tv 

T.V shows that show real people doing what real people really would never do!

People being "stranded" on an island with fifteen other people and have to do challenges so you don't get "voted off"!

reality tv by Alex March 3, 2003

Rocky 

a flying squirrel

Rocky by Alex March 2, 2003

Total Request Live 

prime example of today's youths' musical taste, or lack thereof. Just exactly what's wrong with society and why all the other countries hate us (ok, maybe not that)

Dude, Carson Daly is a total kiss-ass. I wish I could land a gig just by calling Kelly Osbourne the best singer ever.

Total Request Live by Alex February 26, 2003

Dick Cheney 

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

Dick Cheney by Alex February 26, 2003