Vascor

A very awesome guy that likes to make fun of homos/blacks/any other minority. Not because he's racist, but because he likes to piss people off.

Man, that dude over there is so Vascor!

by Alex November 30, 2004

snot nugget

Booger or bratty kid.

She had a snot nugget hanging from her nose.

That kid was such a little snot nugget.

by Alex April 15, 2003

fine

sexy, beautiful, very attractive, gorgeous

LaDonna is definitely fine

by Alex July 20, 2004

sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.

"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."

by Alex January 22, 2004

foodgasm

This is what occurs when you are eating a particularly enticing food. You get so excited to eat it you practically orgasm, thus resulting in a foodgasm. Some instances of this may include:
1. Becoming weak in the knees
2. Eyes rolling back in head and moaning while possibly shouting "this is so fucking good!!"
3. Taste so overwhelming you have to take breaks between bites to keep from shutting your system down.

The smooth taste and texture of the turkey swiss Potbelly sandwich was enough for Ronny to have multiple foodgasms.

by Alex March 16, 2004

Shtup

Yiddish, meaning to push or nudge
American slang for "Fornication" but closer in use to fuck.

So Mary was Shtuping john?
or My cat's name is "Shtup"

by Alex February 14, 2003

top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004