troll

An amazingly ugly person, usually a woman.

Have you seen Matt's new girlfriend? She's a fucking troll!

by Alex January 30, 2004

BIOS

Computer term: "Basic Input Output System" Stores information about the computer and what it can do. After its done, it passes control to the MBRBoots up like this: "Power" -> "Power Box" -> "BIOS Chip" -> "Hard Drive" -> "Master Boot Record" -> "Operating System"

My BIOS got fried in that storm.

by Alex January 16, 2004

55318008

If you put this number in a calculator and turn it upside down, it says: BOOBLESS.

boob

R U 80081355 or sumthing?

by Alex December 29, 2004

Preen

also applies to any teenager who tries to act like one, but whose parts haven't started working yet

Look at that preen flirting it up with those girls! They must be a foot taller than him!

by Alex March 19, 2003

redhead

An affliction of the penis due to excessive beating off, thus resulting in a throbbing red head.

That guy watches porn all day... i'm guessing he's got the redhead goin on

by Alex January 06, 2004

nougat farmer

Someone with no goals or ambitions, who lives off of other people's hard work.

A loser. Short for "I don't have a job", "I don't want to work" or "The world owes me a living".

by Alex September 18, 2004

pink slip

or Pussy, cunt, vagina, sideways sloppy joe (sideways taco), tuna cassarole, box, muff,

i'd like to stick it in her pink slip

by Alex March 25, 2005