Alex's definitions

NBC

1. Nothing But Crap
2. Not Best at Comedy
3. Not Big in Cable (especially since they dumped Michael Savage)

by Alex July 12, 2003

Remtarian

Remtarian(n.) - A mixture of a retard a remtard and a librarian.

Possibly a unnessecery addition

Nick Crampton is a remtarian

by Alex April 19, 2005

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004

sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.

"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."

by Alex January 21, 2004

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005

dave chappelle

funniest man ever!!!!

what ok and yeah.....lil jon impersonation

Im Rick james bitch

by alex March 9, 2004

kissyface

1) james lee
2) flirtacious

has many usages. but is without meaning until put in a sentence where the context gives it meaning.

-he's kissyface
-they're playing kissyface
-what a kissyface

by alex January 19, 2004