Alex's definitions

cranages

Something that an individual loves... or is in touch with

Alex is in touch with guys cranages
DAMN! look at thoes cranages.

by Alex June 30, 2004

Nozzy

Idiot. Usually cannot spell many simple words and phrases correctly. Is considered a factor in the spread of stupidity around the world.

What the nozzy are you doing?

by Alex December 18, 2003

Pimpin

A Menthol Ciggarrette

These bitches be smokin dem pimpins.

by Alex February 26, 2004

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.

Morgan Freeman is God

by Alex July 22, 2008

Geraldo

a blemish on the otherwise fine face of the Fox News Channel; American journalist aiding and abetting the enemy; survives on moustache water; wannabe Hispanic

Geeze, if Jerry Rivers - ahem, Geraldo Rivera keeps screwing up, we'll have no place to send him except the moon! Even then, we just might have to kill him.

by Alex April 5, 2003

gyroscope

Used in an episode of the cartoon South Park. Form of transportation powered by a person sitting in a sphere-shaped figure and sticking a rod in his/her anus and forcefully sucking on another rod and rubbing 2 others. (also known as "The It Machine")

Mr. Garrison rode that gyroscope exceptionally fast.

by alex December 14, 2004

pink slip

or Pussy, cunt, vagina, sideways sloppy joe (sideways taco), tuna cassarole, box, muff,

i'd like to stick it in her pink slip

by Alex May 13, 2005