Alex's definitions

chonner

n.
one who is frequently the subject of ridicule as a result of him or her embarrassing themselves constantly.

John's friends think he's a chonner because he lights his farts during class.

by Alex July 10, 2003

bleep

for use with nextel phones
but used twice

i hate people with those bleep-bleep phones
or
i have to bleep-bleep my friend

by Alex October 25, 2003

bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

by alex December 31, 2003

Head

The act of a girl sucking a guy off in hopes of receiving oral stimulation immediately following his orgasm (only to soon be disappointed).

Yo man that skank gave me head last night and she wanted me to go in her fuckin pink stinkhole. Hell nah, that bitch is crazy. I's all shutup bitch get back on my meat, na mean?

by Alex January 20, 2005

lonechamich

To be even more extremely sexy then Saro and have an even larger penis that every women wants to have.

Hey look, it's Lonechamich, he's even sexier then Saro.

by Alex January 4, 2005

skata

The most commonly used word in greece, along with "malakas".
Also used to define food flavor.

Ase re malaka... Skata egina xtes me tis retsines.

by Alex February 16, 2005

V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

by Alex April 6, 2003