Alex's definitions

Jethro Tull

Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever

My cat's name is "jethro tull"

by Alex February 13, 2003

burberry

A brand of clothing (and other random crap) with the most hidious checked pattern as its trademark.It is very expensive. Burberry should be made illegal.

Burberry caps are worn by gary boy pricks, with the peak pointing up towards the sky at a 45 degree angle.

by Alex October 26, 2003

borange

Borange, the term used to describe a crusty old lady

aww! check out THAT borange

by Alex January 6, 2005

yogasm

When you strech your dick so much from yoga, you have an orgasm.

After getting in touch with nature, I got in tiuch with myslef and had a yogasm.

by Alex August 9, 2004

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004

sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.

"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."

by Alex January 21, 2004

dave chappelle

funniest man ever!!!!

what ok and yeah.....lil jon impersonation

Im Rick james bitch

by alex March 9, 2004