Alex's definitions

scissor fight

New Hampshire band, that dress like rednecks. with zepplin riffs with songs like "granite state destroyer"
"Were survivalists, in the wilderness, our battle cry LIVE FREE OR DIE"

I got deaf from the scissor fight show

by alex June 4, 2004

nager

sometimes confused by kelsey to be the word nigger, comes from the french word to swim, but now has evolved to mean "to swim in madame's massive period" which she has every day

ex. lets go nager to french!

by Alex April 5, 2005

RINO

Republican in name only; typically means a member of the GOP who's more liberal than a Republican should be

Schwarzegger's one big RINO!

by Alex August 19, 2003

spongebob squarepants

Terrible cartoon

A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?

by Alex March 5, 2003

choda

hairy area between amber's asshole and 1 inch dick

Gurian constantly scratches his choda while teaching.

by Alex October 18, 2003

foodgasm

This is what occurs when you are eating a particularly enticing food. You get so excited to eat it you practically orgasm, thus resulting in a foodgasm. Some instances of this may include:
1. Becoming weak in the knees
2. Eyes rolling back in head and moaning while possibly shouting "this is so fucking good!!"
3. Taste so overwhelming you have to take breaks between bites to keep from shutting your system down.

The smooth taste and texture of the turkey swiss Potbelly sandwich was enough for Ronny to have multiple foodgasms.

by Alex March 15, 2004

The She

a swedish mistress that lives in the sewers of imitation China Town

The She says...

by Alex March 14, 2003