48 definitions by Alex Stockwell
An activity engaged in by fat, sweaty jocks with no sex drive, that somehow makes them less pathetic than sci-fi fans who go to conventions and bone geek-chicks.
by Alex Stockwell September 10, 2007
A guy who panics one day after catching himself thinking Brad Pitt's a good-looking guy, and is never quite right in the head after that.
by Alex Stockwell November 11, 2007
I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.
When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!
When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009
Some common causes of Matzo fever:
* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski
* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski
by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010
A colorful way of saying someone has sold out. Based on the character Angel on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who lost his soul after having sex with Buffy.
by Alex Stockwell September 21, 2007
When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
by Alex Stockwell November 6, 2006
The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.
by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009