Alex's definitions

Chavs

a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its your name with feeble changes made the nobedd!*

--> i see chav
chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi
me: av i eck
chav: eyup wen av sin thi
me: mmm cors
chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed
me: cos a want it long or8?
--> i walk off
me: (quietly) twat

by Alex December 8, 2004

tinny

In New Zealand, a small amount ($20 worth) of weed wrapped in tin-foil for easy selling to small-time druggies.

"Where's the nearest tinny house? I need to buy some green!!"

by Alex March 12, 2005

NOFX

*gasp* an actually GOOD punk band!!

i went to a NOFX concert the other day.

by alex January 22, 2003

democracy

One man, one vote, no chance.

by Alex June 30, 2003

cunt-slap

To slap the clitorous with a stick.

Ow! You slapped my cunt and now it is bleeding green goo!

by Alex January 27, 2003

nug

n.
synonym for nigger used predominantly by whtie people when they don't want to be innappropriate

Tyrone is such a nug

by Alex April 20, 2005

NERDUS

The mountain on abandonded closer to the terrorist side on the left

"Caution", said Zell, "the terrorist is on nerdus".

by Alex August 13, 2004