Alex's definitions

aimer

someone who frequently uses aol instant messenger.

fatb0yshawtie23: omg, i' m such an aimer.

by alex February 27, 2004

myspace

The stupidest thing on the iternet where all these emo fags post pictures to make them feel different while they are all the same

Hey, i love emo music and i want to kill myself, of course i have a myspace.

by Alex March 10, 2005

nerdula

1. The dark king of all nerds, who prays on "Noobs" and feasts on computer chips. He has leathal hacking skills and claims to be "1337". He is found only at the computer desk and inside the lockers at school.

i hope you get caught by nerdula, and you are taken into the dark abyss that is his nerdlyness.

by Alex December 4, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003

budgie hunter

someone who seeks out females, hunts the budgie.

I'm a budgie hunter.
I'm going out budgie hunting tonight.

by alex February 21, 2004

Poshie

To have a wank with a condom on. Also see poshi.

I had a poshie last night.

by Alex July 31, 2003

gainer

Gainer is slang for the diving trick reverse. The category number is 300. For Example, a reverse flip (usually the term for gainer) is 302, and reverse double would be 304. A reverve is done when walking forward with a full approach, and not running. Many inexperienced divers run on the board, and could very easily slip. Gainer 2 and a half, 305, pike is the dive Greg Lougains hit his head on in the Olympics.

My personal favorite dive is a 304 tuck, which is a reverse double, but I like to call it, "gainer double."

by alex February 22, 2005