Alex's definitions

caked out

When a girl has way too much makeup on, to the point that it looks caked on.

"Dude, that girl is so hot!"

"Yeah right man, look at her face. She's totally caked out."

by alex November 30, 2006

Malibu's most wanted

white wannabe rapper. See wanksta.

by Alex April 8, 2003

fucking loser

Alex Johnson

i.e. I do no fucking work, I am a fucking loser.

by alex December 8, 2003

prude

someone who is shy around the opposite sex or is afraid of talking about the opposite sex

wesley is so prude he doesnt like to talk about anything sexual

by alex July 29, 2003

Futurama

a) The best damn show ever.
b) An example of just how evil Fox is.
c) One hell of a lot better than 'The Simpsons'.

'WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!' - Morbo

by Alex January 4, 2004

pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The longest real word in the English language. It is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of fine silica dust.

Somone needs to make a shortened version of pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

by alex March 1, 2005

on deck

on deck is generally used to discribe somebody whos prepared, and has weed

-I need to get faded.

-Talk to Jay, hes always on deck!

by alex June 18, 2006