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Definitions by Alen A. and Igor B.

Leperchaun

An oddly short person dressed in green who has an unusual obsession with gold. Usually seen trotting in fields of grass. Always keeps a pot of gold nearby. Rumor has it, Leperchauns turn into a gold coin when they die of old age.
JIM: Damn Leperchauns, always giving me diarrhea!

Gorilla Glue

JIM: I gotta get me some of that Gorilla Glue so i can fix my wooden leg!

Spider-Man

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.
1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!

ElectroRobotMan

Once living in a secret gas chamber millions of miles benath the earth. The gas chamber was made in 1493, when the settlers decided to make a special defense mechanism, just is case of war. The settles gave their weapon a name, they called him, ElectroRobotMan. But when the war came, the one person with the key to the gas chamber was killed, and the robot was never taken out. Now, five-hundred years later, he has regenerated, and has became powerfull enough to escape the chamber! And he has returned, none other than to, MAKE A WEBPAGE! Keeping his name just the same, he is........ELECTROROBOTMAN.
And with a clever diguise as a fireman, he is now able to roam the streets in peace, and continue his bad website!
Hey look, it's ElectroRobotMan.

Canadian Elf

A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs.
JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass!

Freezer Elfs

JIM: Damn Freezer Elfs ate all my eggos!

System-Hump-A-Lot

A person who is obsessed and in love with video game. Usually seen with a video game magazine and a gameboy.
JIM: Look at that guy playing Golden Sun, what a System-Hump-A-Lot...