AleX's definitions

caked out

When a girl has way too much makeup on, to the point that it looks caked on.

"Dude, that girl is so hot!"

"Yeah right man, look at her face. She's totally caked out."

by alex November 30, 2006

pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The longest real word in the English language. It is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of fine silica dust.

Somone needs to make a shortened version of pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

by alex March 1, 2005

Solightinitis

"An air borne parasitic pathogen which infects the host and causes the host to have an "ungodly" craving to grope the crotch of young boys"

"The priest came down with a bad case of Shandonitis and had to be contained in order to keep him away from the crotch of Kevin the young Alter boy"

by Alex October 27, 2002

cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts

Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!

by Alex April 27, 2004

hash bash

the act of inhaling yer' stash

After my hash bash, I laid down on the floor and started cooing like a baby.

by alex November 23, 2004

See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

by Alex April 25, 2003

lardass ninja

1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.

Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*

by Alex September 1, 2008