by Alex December 29, 2004
one very insecure individual, who normally takes up 2(up to a rare maximum of 4) plane seats. Generally has a BF of > 20%, however due to androgen hardness convinces most of his fellow peers, and especially himself, that he is sub 15%. This condition is generally hard to get rid of, and is only possible through anorexic obsession. Often known as anti-anorexic insecurity syndrone.
The bulkus looked at his portruding stomach in the mirror, and hid his disgust in himself by eating 4 more burgers and telling himself " I AM HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! " while uncontrollably feeling his trunk-like arms.
by Alex February 16, 2004
by alex March 19, 2004
when a stripper has to strip for an old, fat, trucker dude, who's body is greasier than the bacon at Whataburger.
Your fat Uncle Louie going to a strip bar and paying for one girl ALL night. That's a stripper in hell.
by alex December 28, 2003
damn hommie...what the f*** happend to you? ur like a torin dude! u were 112lbs last year man...look at urself now. ur liek 150lbs.
by Alex April 05, 2003
The dog that humps my brother all the time. Boss once had his balls tugged on because he had sexual relations with my cousin.
by Alex December 28, 2003