AleX's definitions

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

Choad

To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.

The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.

by Alex February 6, 2004

fandango

A never word for poo.

A boy took a long fandango.

by Alex May 13, 2005

Jo

A solid wooden staff approximately four feet in length, often used in aikido and many other Japanese Martial Arts.

Be careful where you swing your Jo around

by Alex January 17, 2005

pariko

A BIG COOL DOOD WITH LOVELY HAIR
HE IS COOL BUT NOT AS SEXY AS "benji"

likes : small chinese boys...
dislikes : big caucasian gurls

pariko : let's do lunch

by alex September 2, 2003

lerdo

a funnie, cooky person

Amy is a lerdo!

by alex October 8, 2003

hippy

1)Rebellious member of the Baby Boomer generation who believed that they were cahnging the world by smoking weed and taking LSD. Some of these original hippies are now utterly insane, some grew out of it but most still practice some hippy behaviour patterns. Examples include smoking weed at dinner parties, listening to folk/world music and in extreme case establishing a Holistic Vetinerary Centre. These people are generally harm less but can become tiresome
2) Very sad young people who copy the hippy ideals of thier parents. For this hardened minority hippydom is a whole way of life which is taken very seriously. It takes perverse determination to be a hippy today and consequently this group are to be completly avoided. That is unless you enjoy listening to someone arguing that you can be a jewish buddhist or that there is a government conspiracy to stop the use of homeopathic medecine because it works too well.
3)Hippy is used as a term of abuse by townies, chavs and scallys to denote anybody who is not a member of their underclass and does not seem to be a goth

1) he earns a six figure salery but hes still a bit of a hippy. I hear he grows weed in his loft and gives it to the children instead of pocket money
2) She is an unbearable hippy. whenever music she likes comes on the radio she claps, sways and mumbles to herself
3) fukin 'ippy! ha ha ha

by Alex February 18, 2004