The most annoying women on the face of the earth only rivaling Sarah Jessica Parker, Ellen Degeneres, and Rosie O' Donnell. She's not funny and her career sucks. People like her and Jenny Jones are the reason there is war in the middle east.
She also looks like a tranny on crack.
She also looks like a tranny on crack.
by Aldwardo January 27, 2007
The best sidescrolling series ever. This game proves you don't need 32 km of viewing distance and radioactive HDR on the real-time foilage to be fun. This series revolves around a vampire hunter defeating dracula. That's the basic premise, you go through Dracula's castle fighting zombies and creatures and all types of badass monsters. Tight control, badass weapons, deep gameplay with awesome moves, kickass sprite animations, one of the best soundtracks in videogame history. All of the games in this series kickass(excluding the dogshit 3D ones which have no right to bear the name Castlevania and Castlevania 2).
Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.
Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.
by aldwardo October 25, 2006
A site where the only thing worth a damn is the back button on your browser. It's basically Michael Moore's wetdream in the form of a webpage.
by aldwardo November 03, 2006
A relatively unknown but talented actor. His most famous role is Assistant Director Walter Skinner on the The X-Files. Most of his roles include playing some type of law enforcement officer. I think he is the best character on The X-Files.
by aldwardo October 29, 2006
The most underrated thrash band of the 80's. Any true metalhead knows how much ass this band demolishes.
Still rocking faces off to this day. Long live Testament.
Still rocking faces off to this day. Long live Testament.
by aldwardo July 30, 2006
A very promising first-person shooter that is slated for a September 2007 release. Being built from the ground up by developers Crytek, the makers behind Far Cry. Sporting ultra realistic graphics and optimization for DirectX 10. This game looks like it will be game of the year already by the trailers and screenshots. It looks like it's Deus Ex meets Far Cry meets Half-Life.
Some info on Crysis:
-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.
-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.
-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.
-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.
-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.
-The first real time Predator like gameplay.
-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.
-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.
-Many multiplayer modes.
-And much more.
There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
Some info on Crysis:
-It will run on Vista and XP. XP will require a Direct X 9 patch however.
-You're main character wears a nano-augmented suit that you can change abilities such as jump higher and run faster all in real time.
-Real time weather and daytime/nighttime system.
-Advanced AI that has real time routine system like Oblivion and Far Cry.
-Ability to modify you're weapons all in real time.
-The first real time Predator like gameplay.
-Landscapes and levels that are based on real places.
-Advanced physics engine. Almost everything can be destroyed or damaged.
-Many multiplayer modes.
-And much more.
There is not much know about the story but it takes place in Korea in the not too distant future. From the screenshot it looks like there is an alien invasion sorta like PREY. I cannot wait for this game. There is no way it can suck.
I have already upgraded my computer with SLI Nvidia BFG Geforce 8 series cards. I want this fucker maxed out.
Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
Crysis, plain and simple, will kick ass.
by Aldwardo January 15, 2007
If you can ignore all the shitty spin-off games and marketing behind the series, it's still one of the best RPGs around.
I'm 20 and I still love all the pokemon games(I'm talking about the traditional handheld ones, not the stupid spin-offs). Red and Blue will always have a place in my heart.
I plan on getting the new one for DS.
I plan on getting the new one for DS.
by Aldwardo February 15, 2007