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Baghdad Coffin

When the situation arises where you're visually blocked from the action and you have to terminate friend and foe in order to secure the objective for your team.
I had to baghdad coffin my comrade who had our flag along with the enemy flag carrier because they were in a close exchange of fire.
by Alan August 10, 2004
mugGet the Baghdad Coffinmug.

italax

Usually a loner, but not always.
Is mentally unstable and usually somebody who spends many hours playing FF11.
Refered to as a 'nub cake' or a 'n00b' on halo.
OmG ! got italaxed!11!!!1oneseven
by Alan January 7, 2005
mugGet the italaxmug.

G-men

Term for the FBI, CIA and other government intelligence agents.

The name comes from a 1930's movie glorifying the efforts of government agents in their fight against organised crime.
Do we really want panty-wearing G-men monitoring our activities on the Internet?
by Alan May 9, 2004
mugGet the G-menmug.

Mud eater

Derogatory term for an extremely biggoted person from the South, who acts in a condescending or even threatening way towards anyone not of Anglo-Saxon, Anglo-Celtic ancestry.

Word often used by Blacks, who have the misfortune of running into someone who is biggoted.

The term originates from the practice in some Southern states of eating kaolin, a kind of clay which is said to ease digestion.
Did you hear that mud eater? Couldn't stop talking about how the Mexicans were stealing his job. Did you hear what he called Thomas? The nerve of that asshole!
by Alan May 9, 2004
mugGet the Mud eatermug.

mobojo

a hot girl that walks and talks weird
by alan November 22, 2003
mugGet the mobojomug.

nokia 6600

a cellphone that does nothing they sold it to be. it's slow, it crashes all the time, it's a dud.
is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.
by alan October 21, 2004
mugGet the nokia 6600mug.

snerpelt

one who snivles and gripes a lot
by alan April 16, 2003
mugGet the snerpeltmug.

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