Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 17, 2003

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003

puppy

slang term for penis

hey sweet thang, how bout you suck my puppy?

by alan January 22, 2004

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

G-men

Term for the FBI, CIA and other government intelligence agents.

The name comes from a 1930's movie glorifying the efforts of government agents in their fight against organised crime.

Do we really want panty-wearing G-men monitoring our activities on the Internet?

by Alan May 09, 2004

holacolistic

Causing a sheep to defeciate upon a famous landmark or historical monument

I went up the Auckland sky tower last night with a sheep and got holacolistic

by Alan June 15, 2004

Money

A paper or coins use to deceive the mind; the leading cause of death and crimes, the only way a dork can get laid

Bill Gates got laid because the girl got paid

by Alan October 08, 2004