blivick

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

when something goes real bad ... it's a blivick

by alan July 10, 2003

Borange

A particularly bland breakfast cereal.

This cereal is borange. It has to much tasteless and dry bit in it.

A borange muselli

by Alan January 13, 2005

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

jaunbrand

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.

Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.

by alan April 07, 2004

Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.

Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.

by Alan May 09, 2004

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 30, 2004