AlBert's definitions

tight

Original use: the mood or spirit between members of a music group who are having a particularly excellent performance.

Modern use: describes something particularly enjoyable or awesome.

We rocked that place out, everything was funky and our band was tight, man. We were all feelin' it.

That movie was tight. I loved it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

drive it like you stole it

Drive fast; drive as if you stole the car and the police are after you.

If you are not here in ten minutes, I'm leaving without you. So put the pedal to the metal and drive it like you stole it.

by Albert February 15, 2004

Yenta

1) Yiddish word which describes an old woman who is a matchmaker - a Yentle.(Ref. Fiddler on the Roof) 2) In modern use the meaning has become that of an annoying old hag.

1) My parents are going to the Yentle tonight to negotiate the dowry.

2) That fucking Jessica, she's such a fucking Yenta, telling everybody I slept with Tony.

by Albert March 1, 2005

UCV

The initials of a superb Music Video group, Urban Chaos Videos. They are pioneers of the music video ripping scene.
www.urbanchaosvideos.com

Bob: "Hey, did you see that UCV release of Slipknot - Spit It Out?"
Jim: "Yea, it's awesome, the quality is superb and the audio is absolutely fantastic! I downloaded it from their torrent which I think is a great way to distribute files!

by albert February 15, 2005

dotthoraning

to partake in brown-nosing to the highest degree
to annoy ones colleagues

there she goes dotthoraning again, probably after a payrise

by albert March 14, 2003

kidney punch

The act of striking a person in the area of the kidney. Can cause severe internal bleeding, resulting in the incapacitation of the injured person and sometimes death.

Jon received a kidney punch during the brawl.

by Albert February 15, 2004