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1. "Scene" girls from the suburbs who often declare themselves to be unique, frontrunners of individuality, when they are in fact the definition of conformity. Known to complain about life and how much theirs truly sucks. Basically the new age of emo, except with bright colors.

2. A chewy, delicious treat often paired with milk chocolate.
"This is the worst party I've ever been to. Every girl is an emotart."

ABd0m1nentAMie: LOL srsly?!
ABd0m1nentAMie: o_0
armccain_89: uh yeah
ABd0minentAMie: gawd
ABd0minentAMie: n i thawt my lyfe sux
ABd0minentAMie: george. bush. def. sux.
armccain_89: you. are. an. emotart.

Jarred: So what bands do you like?
Kaylin: I love love loovvve so many bands. Boy Becomes Horsehoof, The Death by Airplane Incident, uummm--
Jarred: Whhooa, whoa there. Emotart.

"Emotarts are delicious"
emotart by Al-Mac January 14, 2009
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The act of leaving an IRC channel because your feelings have been hurt.
Quit loling at the pain of others, do you want to make him emopart?
emopart by amatus August 12, 2008
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A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
emotard by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007
1. Someone who acts emotionless.

2. Someone with a personality that makes a potato look interesting.

3. Someone so sad that a potato looks very cheerful in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer.
1. Vennession had no emotions to speak of, making her emotionless, and therefore an Emotato.

2. Ulquiorra Schiffer has a dead, bland personality, with the exception of calling everyone he meets trash, making him nearly 95% Emotato.

3. Ulquiorra Schiffer always looks so sad, like he needs a big hug and lots of chocolate, so sad that the baked potato I had for lunch looked extremely happy in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer, Cuatro Espada.
Emotato by SaintVenn January 2, 2011

Emotastic 

In relation to being emo in great amount; used when something is fanTASTICly emo.
That song is Emotastic!
Emotastic by Jessica December 19, 2004

emotastic 

A blurb of the words "emo" and "fantastic", having the following meanings:

-Being so emo as to cause physical pain to others. Ridiculously emo.

-Quintessentially emo. So emo as to bring the word "emo" to mind when observed.

-Sloppily emotional but still unnaturally cool.
Oh, quit being so emotastic already; you're making the plants wilt.

That band is so emotastic, they make me want to dye my hair and write bad suicide poetry.

It's amazing to me how she can pull off the ugly cry and still look awesome afterward. She's so emotastic.
emotastic by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

emotastic 

being typically or extremly emo or emo like.
'her hair style is emotastic'
'she was crying emotasticly'
emotastic by libbi May 11, 2006
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