Akit's definitions

cousin daddy

A term used when a woman's partner/husband is her own cousin and they both had a child.

Lorraine's cousin is Steve and they are cousins. Since they have a child, the child calls Steve: cousin daddy.

by Akit February 29, 2004

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

by Akit February 29, 2004

glazed donut

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooning all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

I finish doing anal sex on my girlfriend and performing a money shot on her buns, making it a glazed donut.

by Akit February 29, 2004

porn jock

A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.

Wankus of KSEXradio is a porn jock because he has porn stars on his net radio show.

by Akit February 29, 2004

scabby d

The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

"Oh my gosh! I did a scabby d in my pants!"

by Akit February 29, 2004

akit

A person who is an asian, a total virgin, single, never had a decent date, and a university student.

This person also makes a lot of excuses.

Many people assume that this person is gay, but that is not true.

Britney Spears could be called an Akit because she is single and still claims her virginity even if Justin and Britney did it in bed.

by Akit February 29, 2004

trailer park beer

A certain type of beer that trailer trash people drink.

They frequently drink "Blue Ribbon" beer, or if they are lucky, miller lite.

My trailer friends offered me some trailer park beer; I happily accepted the crappy drink.

by Akit February 29, 2004