Akit's definitions

porn star

Any person who performs a sexual act on camera.

LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com is a porn star because she masturbated, gave and received oral, used a vibrator, and received a drill-do on live net radio. She still denies that she is a porn star.

by Akit March 1, 2004

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

by Akit February 29, 2004

reality tv

Low-brow television, unscripted material from actual people. People may be suffering or under stress.

Also: most reality TV shows characters contain at least a high majority of white people, one token black person, one token asian person, and one token hispanic person.

Big Brother, Survivor, Joe Millionaire, The Littlest Groom, are examples of reality TV.

by Akit February 29, 2004

scabby d

The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

"Oh my gosh! I did a scabby d in my pants!"

by Akit February 29, 2004

akit

A person who is an asian, a total virgin, single, never had a decent date, and a university student.

This person also makes a lot of excuses.

Many people assume that this person is gay, but that is not true.

Britney Spears could be called an Akit because she is single and still claims her virginity even if Justin and Britney did it in bed.

by Akit February 29, 2004

botox

A poison used with a needle to reduce wrinkles. Must be done by a cosmetic doctor.

Britney Spears gets botox shots because her smoking makes her pussy look like she had sex 200 times.

by Akit March 1, 2004

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

by Akit February 29, 2004