reality tv

Low-brow television, unscripted material from actual people. People may be suffering or under stress.

Also: most reality TV shows characters contain at least a high majority of white people, one token black person, one token asian person, and one token hispanic person.
Big Brother, Survivor, Joe Millionaire, The Littlest Groom, are examples of reality TV.
by Akit February 29, 2004
mugGet the reality tvmug.

botox

A poison used with a needle to reduce wrinkles. Must be done by a cosmetic doctor.
Britney Spears gets botox shots because her smoking makes her pussy look like she had sex 200 times.
by Akit March 01, 2004
mugGet the botoxmug.

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.
Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.
by Akit February 29, 2004
mugGet the warm apple piemug.

homeowner's association

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
by Akit April 04, 2004
mugGet the homeowner's associationmug.

akit

A person who is an asian, a total virgin, single, never had a decent date, and a university student.

This person also makes a lot of excuses.

Many people assume that this person is gay, but that is not true.
Britney Spears could be called an Akit because she is single and still claims her virginity even if Justin and Britney did it in bed.
by Akit February 29, 2004
mugGet the akitmug.

scabby d

The unfortunate occurance for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.
by Akit February 29, 2004
mugGet the scabby dmug.

principal skinner

Stupid character for the television show "The Simpsons." He is the principal of Springfield Elementary and he runs the school like a hellhole.

He loves Edna, a fellow employee, lives with his mother, Agnus, and a former vietnam hero.
Principal Skinner gave a pay cut to Willie due to budget cuts.
by Akit February 29, 2004
mugGet the principal skinnermug.