Aj's definitions

RashMachine

a lady who has the misfortune of looking like she was put through a mangle. repeatedly!!

1. cor blimey, look at that fat rash machine over!
2. shes fuckin rash
3. that rash machine looks like she climed the ugly tree, fell out, hit every ugly branch on the way down then the ugly tree fell on her, then unfortunately she slid off the edge of the ugly ravine, nuf sed!!!

by aj February 25, 2004

Twirty

Age of a woman in her late twenties or mid thirties. Women of this age are seen as continuously defying their actual age.

That frat boy hit on me because he has no idea I'm twirty!

by AJ June 25, 2004

atheist

A person who uses logic to figure out that there is no such thing as a higher power or diety

They also do not believe in satan seing as he would be a higher power.

If the bible is so "holy", why does it have an author?

by AJ December 4, 2004

lardetarian

An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelatin and other nasty animal products.

Trish thinks she's superior because she doesn't eat meat, but she's just a lardetarian.

by AJ December 18, 2003

michi

Used to describe someone short and who smells like cabbage.

Look at her, she's so michi!

by AJ January 23, 2004

dod:s

Day of Defeat source. The Day of Defeat mod on the half-life 2 source engine

"dude when is dod:s coming out?"
"dod:s is never coming out!!"

by AJ May 13, 2005

Ramen Noodles

Now avilable in lobster and crab

These ramen noodles are $2.50 for 30 and it's like seafood. whadda deal!

by aj December 10, 2003