Definitions by Ainolketta

cool

An adjective referring to something that is very good, stylish, or otherwise positive. It is among the most common slang terms used in today's world.

Your computer is very cool.

cool by Ainolketta February 19, 2005

freedom 

Feeling a breeze against one's cock and balls.

John felt freedom after going commando.

freedom by Ainolketta February 19, 2005

fanboy

In the video game world, a person who desperately prefers one system over others, and will hate every other without reason.

The fanboy said that Xbox was a worthless piece of garbage, but since he never played it, he was not telling the truth.

fanboy by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

Bob Barker 

A word meaning to emasculate someone. Coined after Bob Barker, host of the game show The Price Is Right, as a tribute to the fact that at the end of each show he reminds viewers to spay or neuter their pet.

I gave my dog the Bob Barker so he would not have puppies.

Bob Barker by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

harlequin fetus

The most disturbing picture I have ever been tricked into Googling up in my entire life. It's a picture of a fetus with bleach-white skin that is incredibly hard. It is almost completely deformed, and has hideous red blotches for eyes. Believe me when I say that YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT.

John, a mean and selfish person who does not care about other people, tricked Rob into looking at a harlequin fetus image, and he was scarred for the rest of his life.

harlequin fetus by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

reality tv 

I'm not sure if it's TV, but I'm sure that whoever came up with the idea needs to be taken out and shot. Repeatedly.

He watched reality TV and lost his IQ in the process.

reality tv by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

Pwn 

A variation of the verb own, which means to dominate. It is used more on the Internet than in actual oral conversation.

He pwned me after I lost to him in a videogame.

Pwn by Ainolketta February 18, 2005