Ainolketta's definitions

Ebaum

The creator of a hilarious website called "ebaumsworld.com". Many people believe that everything on that site's been stolen, which is not true in about 90% of all material.

Ebaum's site is the greatest place on Earth.

by Ainolketta March 12, 2005

player

Somebody involved in several simultaneous relationships.

The player went out with Mindy last night, but tonight he is going out with Clarissa.

by Ainolketta March 12, 2005

freedom

Feeling a breeze against one's cock and balls.

John felt freedom after going commando.

by Ainolketta February 19, 2005

harlequin fetus

The most disturbing picture I have ever been tricked into Googling up in my entire life. It's a picture of a fetus with bleach-white skin that is incredibly hard. It is almost completely deformed, and has hideous red blotches for eyes. Believe me when I say that YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT.

John, a mean and selfish person who does not care about other people, tricked Rob into looking at a harlequin fetus image, and he was scarred for the rest of his life.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

booty

A synonym for buttocks.

Look at the size of that booty!

by Ainolketta March 10, 2005

pants

A verb used to express the action of pulling down someone's pants, usually by surprise. To "double pants" someone is to pull down both their pants and underwear at the same time.

That guy over there thought it was funny to pants me.

by Ainolketta July 6, 2005

Pwn

A variation of the verb own, which means to dominate. It is used more on the Internet than in actual oral conversation.

He pwned me after I lost to him in a videogame.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005