Ainolketta's definitions

pants

A verb used to express the action of pulling down someone's pants, usually by surprise. To "double pants" someone is to pull down both their pants and underwear at the same time.

That guy over there thought it was funny to pants me.

by Ainolketta July 6, 2005

Pwn

A variation of the verb own, which means to dominate. It is used more on the Internet than in actual oral conversation.

He pwned me after I lost to him in a videogame.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

Ebaum

The creator of a hilarious website called "ebaumsworld.com". Many people believe that everything on that site's been stolen, which is not true in about 90% of all material.

Ebaum's site is the greatest place on Earth.

by Ainolketta March 12, 2005

player

Somebody involved in several simultaneous relationships.

The player went out with Mindy last night, but tonight he is going out with Clarissa.

by Ainolketta March 12, 2005

Bob Barker

A word meaning to emasculate someone. Coined after Bob Barker, host of the game show The Price Is Right, as a tribute to the fact that at the end of each show he reminds viewers to spay or neuter their pet.

I gave my dog the Bob Barker so he would not have puppies.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

freedom

Feeling a breeze against one's cock and balls.

John felt freedom after going commando.

by Ainolketta February 19, 2005

fanboy

In the video game world, a person who desperately prefers one system over others, and will hate every other without reason.

The fanboy said that Xbox was a worthless piece of garbage, but since he never played it, he was not telling the truth.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005