V Reg (pronounced: V Rej)

Referring to a car number plate, the V stands for virgin. If someone is a V Reg it means that it's quite obvious that they are a virgin as it is "written all over them" like a number plate.

Dude no wonder you've never got laid, you're such a V Reg

by Aidan Brooks June 07, 2005

Crackface

A synonym for crackhead thought up by two young men one evening whilst considerably chung

You're such a crackface

by Aidan Brooks January 04, 2006

Swag

Not very good, bad, uninteresting.

Dude, that film was pretty swag

by Aidan Brooks June 07, 2005

Purchase

1. Verb: To purchase is to buy something.
2. Adjective: Describes something that is worth buying

1. Can I purchase some weed please?
2. Those shoes were a purchase, they were only £30!

by Aidan Brooks July 18, 2008

PT

Part Timer. Someone who doesn't toke very often or is a rookie and so therefore gets high quickly

Yo man you're such a PT, we've only had one joint!

by Aidan Brooks June 08, 2005

Yourn

A quicker and more convenient (lazy) way of saying "yours"

Who's pizza is that? I think it's yourn

by Aidan Brooks June 07, 2005

Crackwhore

A way of toking a joint by holding it between the index and middle fingers and bonging it as to achieve the maximum effect.

Aidan: Stop doing crackwhore tokes man you'll get chung too quick
Nick: Nah man it's cool

by Aidan Brooks June 06, 2005