Aidan Brooks's definitions

Dodge

An abbreviation of the word Dodgey, meaning 1: strange, 2: risky, 3: fake or 4: ill.

1. That was well dodge man, the cup moved by itself.
2. You wanna go jack some yutes? Nah man, it's bare dodge round here because of all the feds.
3. You wanna buy this genuine leather purse madam? No thanks luv, it looks a bit dodge.
4. I'm feeling a bit dodge

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Mish

(Adj): A way of describing a journey that is very far, usually when you really can't be fucked to make it. A mish is further than a trott, and would be more distance or more dangerous.

Shall we go to Bob's house? No man, it's such a mish

by Aidan Brooks June 10, 2005

Merktastic

(Adj) A way of describing a situation in which someone or something could potentially be merked to the extreme

Haha look at that little prick over there, come we go merk him. Yea merktastic!!

by Aidan Brooks June 10, 2005

Tens

£10 worth of weed, one sixteenth of an ounce or 1.75g

That tens was pretty chung

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Trott

(Adj): A way of describing a journey of considerable distance.

Man, the shops are a trott from here

by Aidan Brooks June 10, 2005

Portion

1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.

1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.

2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute

by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Fuckrees

(Adjective) Someone or something that is harsh or coldhearted eg. racism, bullying

I think it was pretty fuckrees when John merked Clive's mobile phone.

by Aidan Brooks June 6, 2005