Definitions by Aidan Brooks

Tens

£10 worth of weed, one sixteenth of an ounce or 1.75g

That tens was pretty chung

Tens by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Money up 

A strange game played by most members of the Hoodlamic faith, whereby players must toss a coin at a wall and try to get the closest before tossing them up in the air pointlessly

You wanna play money up at break time Daniel?

Money up by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Chor 

Verb: To steal, theive, jack, merk etc. Usually used within the chav regions of Kent/Essex/South London border (Bexleyheath, Dartford)

Blud you just chorred my fags

Chor by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Bombay Roll 

Noun: The act of fucking a woman's clevage as if it were a fanny.

Your mum's had more Bombay Rolls than an Indian bakery

Bombay Roll by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Shot 

Verb: To shot is to sell something, usually recreational drugs such as weed. It comes from the phrase to "get shot of something" (to get rid of it)

Hey do you shot shrooms? I'd rather like to purchase some please

Shot by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Portion 

1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.

1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.

2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute

Portion by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

Fuckrees

(Adjective) Someone or something that is harsh or coldhearted eg. racism, bullying

I think it was pretty fuckrees when John merked Clive's mobile phone.

Fuckrees by Aidan Brooks June 6, 2005