wheatgross

Another name for wheatgrass, due to its gross taste.

A shot of wheatgross will make you shudder.

by Ae5Ea8 May 06, 2015

roll it forward

putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position

It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."

Roll it forward -- it's chicken soup for your soul

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

multi-flixing

Combination of "multi-tasking" and "Netflix," describing the act of binge viewing several different TV shows within one TV watching session. You might watch one episode of one show, followed by another episode of another show, and then back to the first show.

I'm currently multi-flixing Justified, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men.

by Ae5Ea8 April 22, 2015

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

by Ae5Ea8 July 04, 2016

senior soup

the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots

senior soup for the soul -- it's good for you!

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017

bananoid

The weird little nub at the end of a banana that you don't feel like eating. You know that it would be fine to eat, but it just seems like something that should come off with the skin.

Have you read, "Bananoids Among Us"?

by Ae5Ea8 April 08, 2015

Alice in Kirkland

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place

Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 06, 2016