Combination of "hygiene" and "gymnastics" describing the simultaneous use of feet, hands and elbows -- usually with a paper towel that you've used to dry off your hands -- to avoid touching any surface of a nasty public bathroom. One performs these feats of dexterity, for example, when trying to leave a gas station bathroom without touching any part of your skin to any surface.
by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016
An emoticon used in an email or text between two bros.
CAUTION: This is only appropriate in the most rare of circumstances.
CAUTION: This is only appropriate in the most rare of circumstances.
Dude! I heard the good news. Congrats to you and Christine! I can't believe you're a dad! :) ebroticon
by Ae5Ea8 February 14, 2015
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
Combination of "smell" and "sneeze," describing the smell of a sneeze. Try it sometime by putting your head into your tee shirt as you sneeze.
by Ae5Ea8 April 05, 2015
Combination of "car" and "curiosity," describing the strange fascination and curiosity when you see someone with the same exact car as you. The curiosity is heightened because although our personal interaction with the car is always experienced privately, another owner of the same car probably has similar experiences as you.
What cariosity I have...I can't stop thinking about who owns this green 1980 Datsun 210 station wagon.
by Ae5Ea8 April 04, 2015
Check out my ate-pack abs: It's thanks to the Ho-Hos, Doritos, Coke, and Funyuns cocktail I got brewing down there.
by Ae5Ea8 February 07, 2015
"faux" + "attention": pretending to pay attention in class; an offensive tactic during lecture classes when you are using your laptop. Fauxtention involves giving knowing and "interested" nods to your professor to show you're paying attention. But what you're really doing is preempting any suspicion that you are surfing the internet as much as you really are.
by Ae5Ea8 March 22, 2015