When you smell urine and you realize that the only place it could be coming from is your own clothing. Kind of a sad moment. You realize your humanity, your fallibility, and your abominable lack of personal hygiene.
by Ae5Ea8 March 25, 2015
"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.
The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.
The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.
Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.
by Ae5Ea8 February 10, 2015
Combination of "you" and "coupon" describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 05, 2015
Combination of "fogy" (as in a person advanced in years) and "goggles" (as in sunglasses), describing those eternally un-cool wrap-around sunglasses with side windows.
by Ae5Ea8 March 17, 2015
In a public bathroom setting, choosing the next stall because the "throne" of the one you just opened the door to is just way too gruesome to even contemplate using.
by Ae5Ea8 February 15, 2015