mushroom tracks

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003

Chufe

1. (n.) a cigarette
2. (n.)an insult used when referring to a person of sub-standard intelligence, and/or ability.
3. (v.)the act of placing one's lips on or around any elongated cylinder-shaped object. Practiced during, but not limited to, the act or process of smoking.

1. 'Ello chum, do you by any chance happen to have a chufe on you?
2. Tommy dunn is a chufe.
3. i know you want to chufe it. oh yeah... that's the spot. chufe it long and chufe it hard.

ALL 3-in-1:
No you can't chufe my chufe. Buy your own chufes. You damn chufe!

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003

limbly

Use this word in place of any known adjective in the ENGLISH language.

damn, that's one limbly lookin girl.

You ain't limbly. You ain't limbly at all.

You limbly bitch, I'm gonna stick my limbly fist, right down your limbly throat. Or are you too limbly to understand?

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 01, 2003

stealth bomber

1. (n.)A covert sexual operation practiced during copulation. The male partner positions himself behind the female partner, who is on all fours. The male partner begins plunging his member in and out of the females slit. Then the male exclaims "I'm gonna cum," and removes his package from her box. After removal of organ, instead of cumming, the male allows saliva to gather in his oral cavity. He then ejects the saliva from his mouth and onto her back, as he groans as though he were climaxing. The female, thinking that he has already ejaculated, turns around and then he busts his nut right in her face....BUAH!!!

I gave that dumb little china whore a stealth bomber not only once, but twice last night.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003

Devirginize

1. (v.)To take one's virginity.
2. (v.)To remove a person or object's purity, or innocence.

come 'ere baby... Uncle Jesse's gonna devirginize your sweet little pussy for you.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003

Boozage

1.(n.) Any amount of alcohol that is large enough to accomodate four grown Irish men with seemingly alcholic tendancies.
2. (n.)Beer. American beer.

Yo, you got the boozage, or should I stop by the liqour store?

hey you, toss me the boozage on the table right there...

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003

Methocaffeinate

A highly addictive combination of speed and coffee. Basic ingredients being, black caffeinated coffee beans which have been each injected with a reasonable dosage of methamphetamines.
The drink get's you going when you can't.

hey paul, when you go to the store can you get some more methocaffeinate... I WANT MORE!!!

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003