Adolf Hitler jr.'s definitions

Unitalia

1.(slang) a combination of two words: Unit, and Genitalia; Used in reference to the male organ, or the Penis.

While i was sleeping that sneaky bitch shaved my unitalia, and when i woke up this morning my junk was as bald as ya baby sister's box.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

mushroom tracks

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

booch

that odd discoloration on pants that has somehow become a fshion trend, and people think it's cool. But in reality it looks more like someone spilled a glass of tacky all over the person's pants.

Look at that bitches booch. That's fucking lame.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 1, 2003

Methocaffeinate

A highly addictive combination of speed and coffee. Basic ingredients being, black caffeinated coffee beans which have been each injected with a reasonable dosage of methamphetamines.
The drink get's you going when you can't.

hey paul, when you go to the store can you get some more methocaffeinate... I WANT MORE!!!

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

limbly

Use this word in place of any known adjective in the ENGLISH language.

damn, that's one limbly lookin girl.

You ain't limbly. You ain't limbly at all.

You limbly bitch, I'm gonna stick my limbly fist, right down your limbly throat. Or are you too limbly to understand?

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 1, 2003

Devirginize

1. (v.)To take one's virginity.
2. (v.)To remove a person or object's purity, or innocence.

come 'ere baby... Uncle Jesse's gonna devirginize your sweet little pussy for you.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Chufe

1. (n.) a cigarette
2. (n.)an insult used when referring to a person of sub-standard intelligence, and/or ability.
3. (v.)the act of placing one's lips on or around any elongated cylinder-shaped object. Practiced during, but not limited to, the act or process of smoking.

1. 'Ello chum, do you by any chance happen to have a chufe on you?
2. Tommy dunn is a chufe.
3. i know you want to chufe it. oh yeah... that's the spot. chufe it long and chufe it hard.

ALL 3-in-1:
No you can't chufe my chufe. Buy your own chufes. You damn chufe!

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003