Adel7's definitions

bahooish

A euphemism for something that is obscene or indecent in a sexual manner.

Hey, Mike, why are you watching that bahooish TV show again? Watch something educational for a change.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

sinecure

The epitome of a very easy job with a decent salary. See Vanna White.

Jessie: "Dude, did you hear about Larry's new job? He gets paid to supervise a robot that does all the work. What a sinecure. Oh and Mindy? She just got hired to work as a paralegal at Horithups & Wellesley, where all she has to do is run spell-checks on the lawyer's documents."

Adam: "WTF? Where do you sign up for these gigs? It seems all the jobs I get are McJobs where I work my ass off for minimum wage. Geez... what has this world come to?"

by Adel7 September 15, 2007

hairy prodder

Another name for Harry Potter, so called because it gets on your nerves like a big hairy stick poking you in the neck while you sleep.

My nephew already read Hairy Prodder ten times. I feel sorry for his poor soul.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

drew brees

Drew Brees is the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. The Saints acquired Drew Brees from the Chargers, who were chicken to resign him because of a previous shoulder injury. Charger's loss - Saints gain... big time.

Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!

Derrick: "You know, I really think the Saints have a great chance to win this year's Super Bowl. Drew Brees is just unstoppable. His passes are really accurate and he makes very good decisions."

Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"

by Adel7 September 7, 2007

do-re-mi

A slang and somewhat dated term for money

Yesterday I somehow got lucky enough to find do-re-mi on the floor - 20 bucks. fa sho.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

femacrocy

The type of bureaucracy that is in FEMA - they'll keep you waiting for months and send you a dozen people to do the same job and ask the same questions.

I got really pissed at the femacrocy the other day, because for the tenth time someone came to our house to ask us if our trailer was ready to get picked up. Even though we told them we wanted it picked up five months ago.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

effacebook

Facebook, called so because facebook effaces, or wipes out, your time.

Ryan: "Dude, today I got this email asking me to join a group on facebook, and next thing you know two hours had passed by. I was really pissed because I have this lab report due tomorrow, and now I'll need to pull an all-nighter for sure."

Mostafa: "Yeah, man. I had that same problem last semester, but then I decided to break my effacebook addiction."

Ryan: "How'd you do that?"

Mostafa: "I turned off the email notifications. And I decided to only use it when I needed too. Dude, I'm taking three senior level courses this semester. I can't afford that WOT. I had to make the same decision with World of Warcraft.

Ryan: "Gotcha. Thanks for the heads-up."

by Adel7 September 11, 2007