Being so deep in a feeling of meh-ness that one feels that one may just fall down and melt into the water drainage system.
by Adel7 January 01, 2008

1.
An astronomer from long ago who was extremely picky about making very accurate star maps and star descriptions.
He lived on an island and got paid handsomely by the King to study astronomer. He was lucky enough to have his own team of laborers and assitants to help him build really huge instruments like compasses, telescopes, etc.
Unfortunately he did not believe that the Sun was the center of the universe, because he tried to measure the stars positions and see if they moved throughout the year, but he didn't notice any movements. The thing is, the stars are extremely, mind-bogglingly far away. But he still should have figured out that the Earth was not the center of the universe, if only because of the retrograde motion of Jupiter and Mars, and also because of the fact that Jupiter itself has its own moons. Oh well, it was a bit hard to go against that church dogma that said we lived in a geocentric universe. And how would these old astronomers have known just how far away the stars are?
2. Someone who is extremely anal about measurements
An astronomer from long ago who was extremely picky about making very accurate star maps and star descriptions.
He lived on an island and got paid handsomely by the King to study astronomer. He was lucky enough to have his own team of laborers and assitants to help him build really huge instruments like compasses, telescopes, etc.
Unfortunately he did not believe that the Sun was the center of the universe, because he tried to measure the stars positions and see if they moved throughout the year, but he didn't notice any movements. The thing is, the stars are extremely, mind-bogglingly far away. But he still should have figured out that the Earth was not the center of the universe, if only because of the retrograde motion of Jupiter and Mars, and also because of the fact that Jupiter itself has its own moons. Oh well, it was a bit hard to go against that church dogma that said we lived in a geocentric universe. And how would these old astronomers have known just how far away the stars are?
2. Someone who is extremely anal about measurements
Tycho Brahe would have loved to use todays computers - because he could have gotten extremely accurate measurements.
Mark72329: "Wanna know how big I am down there, sweetie?"
girlyxoxo923: "yeah hunk tell me"
Mark72329: "Well according to my most recent calculations I'm just about 5.825 inches. Isn't that big?"
girlyxoxo923: "wtf - gosh, GAL dude... umm and that's not big sorry"
Mark72329: "Wanna know how big I am down there, sweetie?"
girlyxoxo923: "yeah hunk tell me"
Mark72329: "Well according to my most recent calculations I'm just about 5.825 inches. Isn't that big?"
girlyxoxo923: "wtf - gosh, GAL dude... umm and that's not big sorry"
by Adel7 January 01, 2008

A very basic Java editor that basically let's you code Java in a simple manner, but doesn't give you much help. Good for easy coding and small projects.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009

An acronym that disses or satires the commonly associated acronym. So instead of NBA meaning "national basketball association" it could be "nothing but airheads."
FEMA - Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
by Adel7 January 12, 2008

1. The chatting noobs way of responding to the acronym "TTYL" - the noob looks puzzled and whispers to himself "what the heck is tityell" and is too lazy to quickly look it up online. Thus the noob makes a big fool out of himself.
2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me
2. A very special kind of noise that ... hmmm I guess you can use your imagination... or nevermind me
1. Noob in chat-room, asking people with voice chat: "Dudes, what language is this? What's tityell and rofflamow mean?"
2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.
2. A tityell is something that can cause a pretty massive ... umm... shall we say tumescence.
by Adel7 January 03, 2008

An SBD that quietly but quickly permeates a large room. It sounds like very slowly opening a new coke bottle.
Last year, when Jimmy took the newly designed SAT, he decided he would protest the Slimy Atrocious Test by eating lots of pinto bean burritos right before the test, and sabotaging the test room with a fassah every 5 minutes. Alas, the scores on that Saturday's SAT in that testing room where all below 1500 total. Jimmy was elated, but Alphonso Humphry who needed a 2100 to get into USC was less than pleased."
by Adel7 September 15, 2007

A Christian who first becomes a Born Again Christian, and then afterwards that person becomes bored and stops going to church for the same reason as they originally had.
After Tim went back to the church regularly, the old priest got him bored with long-winded and repetitive sermons so Tim became a Bored Again Christian.
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
