Definitions by Adeadlyliquid

blasphemous 

Not relative, irrelevant.

Saying "rape" would be blasphemous to this definition...

blasphemous by Adeadlyliquid November 13, 2004

coulrophobic 

The fear of clowns. Clowns are most commonly described as (evil) people who dress up in a shitload of makeup a red nose and a wig to hide their ugly face. Their main goal is to scare and rape children (usually boys) and men. All clowns are evil,ugly, gay men.

I clown tried to fuck me and now I've been coulrophobic ever since.

Clowns have an obsession with making things out of long ballons...

coulrophobic by Adeadlyliquid October 20, 2004

base 13 

A nonstandard numeral system That uses the digits 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, X, E and T. and so 10 would equal 13 in this numeral system.

What do you get if you multiply six by nine? forty-two.

base 13 by Adeadlyliquid October 18, 2004

Living

That's what you do after you are born and before you die.

I was living until I got ran over by a truck.

Living by Adeadlyliquid September 29, 2004

Yuban 

A brand of coffee that people drink, I think it's columbian, but who cares. It's probably not important.

Starbucks coffee drinker: This coffee is nasty, what is it?
Me: Yuban.
Starbucks coffee drinker: No wonder it's so nasty, I don't drink cofee that doesn't cost more than $5 a cup.

Yuban by Adeadlyliquid September 29, 2004

Geometry 

Something involving shapes almost pointless. It's a 9th grade course, but most kindergardeners can figure out how to do it.

5 year old: You're taking geometry hahahaha
A dumbass 9th grader: ...

Geometry by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004

Computer game 

A game on the computer, hense the term computer game.

I owned you at starcraft, the best computer game ever created. (I didn't "pwn" him as "pwned" is a misspelling of owned.)

Computer game by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004